Signs of a bad formal dance

1. Your date arrives wearing the same dress as you.
2. Your corsage is made out of poison ivy.
3. Your date picks you up in his car...and it's the short bus from special ed
4. The theme of the dance is "Baby Got Back!"
5. The highlight of the dance is the mud wrestling contest.
6. You catch someone spiking the punch, but they couldn't get alcohol, so they're spiking it with NyQuill.
7. The snack table is full of the disected pig fetuses from the bio lab.
8. The Queen/King of the dance is choosen by their ability to walk a straight line.
9. The photographer is using Poleroids and a flashlight as his equipment.
10. You catch the gym teacher and the art teacher making out in the bathroom-boy, are their wives going to be furious!
11. The DJ only has Playskool records.
12. The only slow dance they play the whole night is Santa Baby.
13.The dance is broken up by the ambulence team when some confused kids start accidently drinking Coke and snorting Pepsi.
14. Your ride dissapears so you have to hitch a ride with your friend-the one who came on his roller blades.
15. The live band is a guy with a drum strapped to his back, a harmonica in his mouth, cymbols between his legs and an acordian in his hands.
16. The drug prevention teacher doesn't show up to shaparone the dance because he gets a DUI on the way to the dance!
17. In a stink bomb mix-up mishap, the entire boy's bathroom explodes.
18. The tables and chairs set up are really made out of cardboard boxes and milk crates
19. The school mascot is found tarred and feathered in the parking lot.
20. It shows up as one of the top 10 things that happened at the end of the year.