Thousands have taken it...let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!

1. Have you ever been drunk?
I guess, sure, usually it's alcohol and drugs, but lately, yes, drunk on alcohol

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
Maybe about 12 or so

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
Got more than digits...:p

4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'?
No, I have better things to do when I'm like that

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of a family member?
My mom, but she's cool about it :p

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
No, when I'm drunk, I show it

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
Nope

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
FUCK YEAH!!!!

9. Ever forgot their name?
Vidal, Ernesto, Steve, Violeta, Shelly...nope, I remember

10. When was the last time you were drunk?
Man, about a month ago @ Dwayne's house

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
Nope, but it sure as hell makes shit interesting, yes???

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Smirnoff!!! LOL, vodka and whiskey

14. Favorite drink?
Cosmopolitans and Molesters

15. Favorite beer?
Heiniken

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found you are still drunk?
hehe, yeah :p

17. Have you ever swam drunk?
Yeah, when I had my Drink Tank in August

18. What kind of a drunk are you?
Flirty as hell, and I've been told that I'm really ghetto!!!

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
Kind of, but if I'm really hyper or don't give a fuck, I'll say whatever it is I want to say anyway

20. Favorite drinking partner?
Steve, for obvious reasons...;) (wuv you!)

21. Favorite bar?
Bar Sinister but I've only been there 1 time :(

22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
When I was reeeaaaallllyyy young, yeah...that's how that porno got made

23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
No, I don't drink to get shitfaced and stupid

25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated?
I can't do physical activity while I'm sober, what the fuck do you think???

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
Nope, my peoples are cool with me when we drink

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
ME, BITCHES!!!!! But I'm a flirt even when I'm not drunk.

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
Shanay-nay and Drunken Kitty :p

30. Funniest drunken scene in a movie?
The 40 Year Old Virgen; when the white guy says, "I'm going to go find me some hoooeesss" LOL

31. Favorite song(s) about drinking?
Don't have one

33. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know?
If I know their name, that's enough, right? :p

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
IS 50 OLD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!! EWWW, THAT GUY WAS GRODIE!!! (Amelindy knows what I'm talking about!)

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
When people start getting emo *cough*Vidal*cough*

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
Bouncer, yes

37. Do you ever say to yourself, "damn I need a drink"?
Usually I say, "Damn, I need a ciggy"

38. Do strangers ever buy you a drink?
No, but I'm still young :p

39. Have you ever had too much to drink on a date?
No

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Absinth cuz that shit'll kill ya!

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
I heard that whatever you drink on a plane will hit you as double as soon as you land, so I'm curious to see if it's true :p

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
Yes

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
No, but Steve got freaked out once when he threw a beer bottle in the street and a cop car passed by at the same time

44. What's your favorite drinking game?
Don't have one yet

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Rugburn. And I've fallen on my ass. 'Nuff said.

46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
I'm not a violent drunk

47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
No

48. Is this survey getting too long?
NooNNooOOOOoo!!!!! :P