I want someone to breed a cockatail and a peacock together so I can have a small peacocok roaming in my house that will wake me up in the morning by sitting on my head and when I sit up it will extend it's plumage out so it looks like I'm wearing a grand peacock hat.

Oh, and I want it to be kind of fat.
And I will name it Shooby.

That is all. :)