OBITUARY: Mr. Bones (who was actually a girl) died today at the age of 6 months old today. She was run over by a car sometime last night and found this morning. She will be missed by all. Mr. Bones is survived by her mother, Stitches, her father, Cootie, and her brothers and sisters Hitler, Peeping Perv, Stabby Joe, Luna and Blindy.

A private funeral service was held today and Mr. Bones was laid to rest.

WE WILL MISS YOU, MR. BONES!!!